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John Haynes Jr. was a rural family physician and surgeon, and community leader of Northwest Louisiana and Northeast Texas. who was chosen as the first Country Doctor of the Year in 1993 for his contributions to rural health care. Haynes died June 7, 2021, of cardiovascular disease.
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