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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
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