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No. 1422 Flight was an independent Royal Air Force flight, used to test night fighting techniques and tactics.
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\"Muswell Hillbilly\" is a track recorded by British rock band The Kinks. It served as the title track to their 1971 album, Muswell Hillbillies.
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Newcastle Museum is in Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia. The museum is connected with Newcastle Libraries.
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